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Mexual Harassment 

Mexual Harasment is just like sexual harassment, but a Mexican is the harasser instead!
John:“Did you hear what Juan did to Maria?”
Bob: “No...what did he do?!”
John: “He told Maria her pussy smells like a churro! Then he pulled down her panties and rubbed his nose all over her sweet cunt!”
Bob: “Wow that is some serious Mexual Harassment!

Ho-to-mexual

a closet homosexual who likes to frequent Mexican restaurants and bars looking for a drunk mans burrito for his man-taco.
David came to work and said he turned "Ho-to-mexual"over the weekend. David and Dusty are happy to be "Ho-to-mexuals". Will said he was clearly going to join the Ho-to-mexual club for lunch.
Ho-to-mexual by Slayerman614 August 9, 2012
A Girl That Is As Hot As The Temperature In The Month Of May
Bro #1: Bro #2, What Are You Looking At?
Bro #2: Bro #1, Do You See That Meiuala Over There? She's So Hot, She's Making My
Eyes Sizzle!
Meiuala by Dsizzlee May 20, 2009

Maxually 

People who overuse the word "actually". We've all met them and heard them plenty. Done in an attempt to make every mundane thing they say seem profound and insightful they continue to flutter their eyelids and talk down their noses while making jackasses of themselves with what will someday become a big joke.
I sat around all day watching a couple maxually veejays on tv. How tiring.
Maxually by Joedog41 August 25, 2009

Mexuality 

Having a hidden attraction to a Mexican.

To hide that you like a Mexican from your friends.
Are you scared of your Mexuality towards me???
Mexuality by GANGST*R May 9, 2011

maxual slutocity 

Maxual Slutocity–noun, plural -ties

the highest amount, value, or degree attained or recorded of, encompassing the characteristics of a slut
Did you see how she was dressed, she is exhibiting maxual slutocity.
maxual slutocity by Harley Easton October 11, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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