mexican hat 

When a girl gives you oral sex while sticking a dildo in her ass.

Wow, some girl gave me a great mexican hat last night!

Then why aren't you wearing it?

You dipshit.

mexican hat by doomsong123 July 26, 2006

Mexican Hat Dance 

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.

Mexican Hat Dance by analbabes May 23, 2018

Mexican Hat Dance 

An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!

Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!

Mexican Hat Dance by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008

Mexican Hat Trick 

In medicine, a ventilator weaning tactic which utilizes confusion & misdirection to minimize agitation's negative physiologic effects in which sedation is turned down, the endotracheal tube (breathing tube) is removed, then the patient wakes up breathing on their own, not having the opportunity to become agitated and delay extubation, and then the remaining sedation is discontinued.

Mr. Jones was agitated and hyperventilated every time we turned down his sedation to wean the vent so we bit the bullet and pulled a Mexican Hat Trick on him. Now he is breathing on his own and is relaxed but confused as to what just happened

Mexican Hat Trick by ACNP December 22, 2009

mexican hat dance 

tugging out your foreskin as far out as you can and then insert another mans penis inside it

mexican hat dance by Anonymous April 19, 2003

Mexican Hat Dance 

After chopping jalepenos, habaneros, or other hot chili pepper, don't wash your hands, and perform oral sex (with lots of hand action) on your partner. There regions will begin to burn and they'll jump around in circles like a Mexican Hat Dance!

For a guy: Man fool! I met this chick at the margarita bar downtown, and I really liked her until she gave me that Mexican Hat Dance.

For a girl:
This douche bag/loser/asshole at the bar won't leave me alone. I should take him home and give him a Mexican Hat Dance! Then maybe he'd back off!

Mexican Hat Dance by atsirkrelyt January 14, 2009

mexican hat dance 

A mexican dance. Also a peice of music which is the best peice of music to have ever been written.

"Man, The mexican hat dance pwns all other music except nirvana."

mexican hat dance by Negative Creep February 5, 2005