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Mexican Pipe Cleaner 

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.
Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

Mexican Pipe Cleaner 

When the inside of your ass is cleaned with a Toothbrush.

Mexican Vacuum Cleaner 

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off
Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital

Cleaner than a mexicans armpit 

That movie sucked!
Well it was cleaner than a mexicans armpit so it wasnt a total waste of time.
Yeah i guess.