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Merry Christmas 

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.
“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”
Merry Christmas by IHadOneJob June 10, 2022

Merry Christmas 

What someone says when they just had good sex
Merry Christmas by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

Merry Christmas 

What a girl says when she got some good segggssss
Merry Christmas by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

Merry Christmas 

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.
Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."
Merry Christmas by Hym Iam December 25, 2023

Merry Christmas 

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.
I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).
Merry Christmas by juwdan December 27, 2023

Merry Christmas 

The situation is that you dated someone, but get distant and not speaking anymore, and a special occasion happens like christmas and you try to engage with they again.
Merry Christmas your way back into to someone's life
Merry Christmas by psfighter January 2, 2024