mermaid purse
"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"
mermaid purse by monroe1962 May 25, 2009
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Mermaid purse
When you are in a body of water such as an ocean and a man lays his penis on ur shoulder like a purse strap
Mermaid purse by Bridget ellerby October 30, 2018
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Mermaid's Purse
A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.
John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.
Mermaid's Purse by Kenty G. June 20, 2006
Mermaid’s Purse
The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.
After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.
Mermaid’s Purse by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026
the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse
Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.