mermaid purse
"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"
mermaid purse by monroe1962 May 25, 2009
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Mermaid purse
When you are in a body of water such as an ocean and a man lays his penis on ur shoulder like a purse strap
Mermaid purse by Bridget ellerby October 30, 2018
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Mermaid's Purse
A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.
John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.
Mermaid's Purse by Kenty G. June 20, 2006
Mermaid’s Purse
The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.
After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.
Mermaid’s Purse by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026
the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse
Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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