mermaid purse 

slang for vagina

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"

mermaid purse by monroe1962 May 25, 2009

Mermaid purse 

When you are in a body of water such as an ocean and a man lays his penis on ur shoulder like a purse strap

Oh look at that mermaid purse! It matches your outfit!

Mermaid purse by Bridget ellerby October 30, 2018

Mermaid's Purse 

A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.

John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.

Mermaid's Purse by Kenty G. June 20, 2006

Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.

After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.

Mermaid’s Purse by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse 

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024