merit badge
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
merit badge by dzd September 1, 2004
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wife merit badge
when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
wife merit badge by thepoopadoop July 4, 2010
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merit badging
Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!
The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
merit badging by J-Mac February 17, 2005
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