When a cat is sitting on one's lap in a matter that results in them having a sort of "lock down". The person is unable to move due to said cat sleeping, keeping them from being able to get up or stretch very far for that one glass of water that is only inches away....
Mom: Hey hon, can you come in here and set the table for dinner?
Daughter: That idea isn't looking too bright considering I'm currently in a meow down.
Mom: Understandable. That cat does have her way with you...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'