A period of time that occurs once a month in which women experience frustration with men.
Michael: Yo, my girl has been acting so bitchy lately and I just bought her Gucci shoes
Michael's friend: Maybe she has menstruation
by stargirllover May 22, 2018
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What happens when your girl has aunt flow in town and you barter for head or anal.
After my girl red tide stayed for a week, I reached a menstruation compromise for some brown eye.
by jab131 May 17, 2005
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When Sam bleeds out of his coochie
Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”
by SamMenstruates.com February 5, 2021
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A whore who is menstruating. Stay clear or else. Then again the fact you called her this is going to get you in trouble anyways
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag
Girl: Where did you put my tampons?
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!
by Nedex March 2, 2011
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When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.

Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
by Lil' Papa November 9, 2010
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the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate
"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x
by mr. xoxoxo August 13, 2008
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MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD
brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring
by tisgigm March 15, 2011
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