Michael: Yo, my girl has been acting so bitchy lately and I just bought her Gucci shoes
Michael's friend: Maybe she has menstruation
Michael's friend: Maybe she has menstruation
by stargirllover May 22, 2018
by jab131 May 17, 2005
Sam menstruating
Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”
Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”
Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”
Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”
by SamMenstruates.com February 5, 2021
A whore who is menstruating. Stay clear or else. Then again the fact you called her this is going to get you in trouble anyways
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag
Girl: Where did you put my tampons?
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!
by Nedex March 2, 2011
When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
by Lil' Papa November 9, 2010
the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate
"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x
by mr. xoxoxo August 13, 2008
MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD
brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring
by tisgigm March 15, 2011
