melting faces 

Melting faces describes the action of a boot camp instructor or personal trainer whose ability to influence the body and mind is so powerfully hypnotic that you could literally keep moving until your face melted right off your skull.

client1: how many more reps do we have to-
Instructor: Less talk!!! More push!!! Let's see some melting faces!!!
client1: Aaaaaghhh, I'm meltiiiiiing!!!
client2: Ahahaha, she's mel- oh, WTF, I'm melting toooooo!!!

melting faces by savvy_savant August 6, 2010

face melting

Visual hallucinations generally induced by good LSD. While tripping, acid users may experience face melting.

Man, the Dude experienced extreme face melting after ingesting the LSD. Must have been good stuff.

face melting by thecarmie February 6, 2015

Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:

Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)

Face Melting by JATOG THE GREEN July 18, 2009

face melting

What shadow priests do. World of Warcraft FOTM forum posts were always full of casuals asking questions about class re-rolling. One asked if Shadow Priests were any good. The first response, and the two hundred or so responses afterwards confirmed, Shadow Priests melted faces.

This was a time before the game was nerfed, Pandas existed, and the original community left the game.

Person1: Queue up for the arena.
Person2: "But you're specced damage, not heal?!"
Person1: "Yep. I will melt faces.
Person2: "Oh yeah, forgot about face melting."

face melting by Jackson33 March 7, 2017

Dope meeting face

Definition: Face made during corporate meetings whilst very self-conscious of said conference face staring into camera lens feigning interest ... not in the meeting but in your own Dope meeting face (DMF)

That call was basic but for her Dope meeting face check it out it's incredible.... She must have been perfecting her Dope meeting face in her camera (DMF) during the first 15 minutes of this hour long rabbit hole call and looked super fake-interested.

Dope meeting face by Stampliance August 22, 2022