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a dirty gaping vagina.
guy #1: yo did you end up gettin with that girl last night?
guy #2: nahh man she had a megjo.
megjo by Satchum November 19, 2007
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Beverage made from a mixture of sparkling wine (champagne) and grapefruit juice. Iconic cocktail for which its name was derived from its founder (M. Sheppard) and its sister cocktail - the mimosa. Often found on specialty brunch menus on the east coast and usually garnished with raspberries.
Cheers to drinking a megmosa with brunch!
megmosa by Shepparama October 2, 2017
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megjo meg johnson mego megro megpoodle mejo Megboss meggo meglo Megon
Mejoir is the most beautiful to girl to ever exist.
Mejoir is beautiful
mejoir by Jahk idk 😐 August 28, 2021
One who is female (often Russian) with unusually manly features often focused on the calfs. A Meghoof is often dimwitted in her nature and very clumsy with her alcohol and shots. Meghoof officially became a thing on the 24th February 2009 due to the genius of Tim Bowen.
Who the fuck just dropped 4 shots of goon? Oh thats just Meghoof, she probably crushed it with her calfs.
Meghoof by Hoofnuts. March 24, 2009
"I was in that meeting so long that I got a bit frustarded with the people giving the presentation and eventually, MEGO set in."
MEGO by Mclarenvale May 20, 2009

Meljodie 

That nigga
Hey yo it’s Meljodie

Yeah she really dat nigga
Meljodie by Not titi feli October 15, 2019

Mego Messaging 

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.
Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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