non descript fairly good looking blonde with absolutely no brains or personality at all. Usually of the middle to upper classes, studying sports science at uni. Has matted bleached blonde hair, shops in jacks wills and wears leggings ugg boots and gillets.
by The Beakster July 17, 2009
A sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. While incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.
I'm sorry Mrs. Smith. You might as well stop your son's violin lessons. He will never be a virtuoso. He has chronic mediocrity syndrome.
by Blursaw March 2, 2010
Mediocre is kind of like what purgatory would be if there was such a thing as purgatory, it's not the same thing as dull. Dull would be what hell was if there was such a thing as hell, mindnumbingly/irritatingly dull or sadistic.
Girl - Wow, that was the most mediocre sex I have ever had, it doesn't get any more mediocre than that.
Guy- It sounded like you were going to start describing something intense, but you ended up describing something dull.
Girl- No, it wasn't dull and it wasn't intense, it was mediocre. Mediocre might even be an improvement on what that was, but it wasn't dull, not entirely.
Guy- It sounded like you were going to start describing something intense, but you ended up describing something dull.
Girl- No, it wasn't dull and it wasn't intense, it was mediocre. Mediocre might even be an improvement on what that was, but it wasn't dull, not entirely.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.
by Sexydimma September 21, 2014
by Jsny88 April 14, 2017
MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock
This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)
by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021
Pejorative term referring to Mediocre White Male (or Man or Men). MWMs are often unaware of their mediocrity and behave as though they are exceptional. The term relies, in part, on the contradiction in the statistical reality that most white men ARE, by definition, mediocre, but many seem to think they are the bee's knees anyway. MWMs lack humility and have a maddening sense of entitlement.
1. I shared my thoughts on the subject, was ignored, then a MWM (Mediocre White Male) said the same thing and was praised. SMDH.
2. This Philosophy 101 class is loaded with MWMs.
3. The United States Congress has more MWMs than seems reasonable.
2. This Philosophy 101 class is loaded with MWMs.
3. The United States Congress has more MWMs than seems reasonable.
by Good Samaritan 2020 December 15, 2019