The next excuse: coming soon in 2015. But wait, it's not an addiction. Muh doctor gave me a prescription. You should be more open minded.
Yuppie 1: dude so like I told my doctor I has back pains
Yuppie 2: yeah
Yuppie 1: and then I got my medical cocaine card! *snort*
Yuppie 2: lol *snort*
Yuppie 1: how much longer till you think we can do this with LSD?
Yuppie 2: idk like 2016 *snort*
Yuppie 2: yeah
Yuppie 1: and then I got my medical cocaine card! *snort*
Yuppie 2: lol *snort*
Yuppie 1: how much longer till you think we can do this with LSD?
Yuppie 2: idk like 2016 *snort*
by lolsnort January 14, 2014
The women at the front desk in charge of filing charts/scheduling patients at any Dr's office you've ever been too. Far far less responsibilities and educational requirements than a nurse. Often reprimanded by Dr.'s and supervisor's due to their aloof bird like work habits most often due to their foremost concerns of: hair, chewing gum, eating, free Lunch's/Dunkin Donuts from drug reps, eating, reality tv, gawdy clothing, makeup, tabloids, tattoos and eating. Large percentage have train wrecks of personal lives as well, ie out of wedlock children.
Dr: I'm missing Mrs. Smiths' chart again!
Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.
Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.
Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?
or
Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!
Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?
Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.
Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.
Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?
or
Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!
Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?
by mad smart June 28, 2012
A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills
* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills
* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.
It has been rumoured that during the 2nd World War, a medic took out an entire company of SS with just a Scout and his standard issue side-arm. A scout!!!
by sduck April 21, 2005
The ghost medic is where you apply a tourniquet to either arm, wait until the arm loses feeling, then utilize it to masturbate with.
Private: Doc, I totally tried the ghost medic after I stole a tourniquet from CLS class! Shit was so awesome!
Medic: I swear, infantrymen are some of the strangest people I've ever met.
Medic: I swear, infantrymen are some of the strangest people I've ever met.
by Crunchyrolls November 19, 2013
Melanie Griffith isn’t that hot. I mean I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I’m not going to self medicate to her.
by NTank06 January 4, 2018
Total fucking joke. Worst band ever, lead singer Chris Donathon is a homosexual.The majority of his fans are in their early teens and wouldnt know anything about real music.
by medicdriodfuckingsucks September 8, 2008
a doctor that kills his patients by either mis-prescribing or over-prescribing medicine or treatment
Michael Jackson's doctor was a medical assassin.
by Julius Pepperwood III October 9, 2013