Pretty much an overall bad ass. If you're a diesel mechanic, you're fucking awesome and acquire all of the bitches and currency
by Flugruger April 10, 2015
The Rap Mechanic refers to hip-hop artist Pete Wurthy, aka "The Rap Mechanic". He often totes a larger than life pipe wrench that was passed down to him from his grandfather. The wrench tends to be the largest wrench most non-industrial mechanics have ever seen, especially on a stage during a performance. The Rap Mechanic is also known to spray his front row audiences with water in various forms.
Concert guy1: Did you see the Rap Mechanic? He totally just dowsed those people down front!
Concert guy2: I know! How come we can't ever get front row seats?!
Concert guy2: I know! How come we can't ever get front row seats?!
by ww2drew February 19, 2010
The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus
Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."
by Grognesium May 24, 2019
After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.
by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010
Business major: "What do you major in bro?"
MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."
Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*
MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."
Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*
by FYAM April 15, 2009
As your doing a girl doggy style and right when your about to cum say a different girls name, and hold on and try to keep your dick in her as long as long as possible.
by TheFdupRUSSIAN July 24, 2011
1. Any Vehicle of any make or model known for inherent problems.
2. A car/truck/van/etc that is broken more often than it is running.
3. Any goofy, oddball, badly engineered, or poorly implimented component that causes a vehicle to reflect definition 2.
4. That tiny 99 cent part that breaks at the most inconvenient time and then magically ballons into a $1,400 shop bill.
2. A car/truck/van/etc that is broken more often than it is running.
3. Any goofy, oddball, badly engineered, or poorly implimented component that causes a vehicle to reflect definition 2.
4. That tiny 99 cent part that breaks at the most inconvenient time and then magically ballons into a $1,400 shop bill.
Dammit! My Thunderbird is a real Mechanic's friend! That's the fifth starter it's chewed up since I bought it!
by Talen the Twitchy January 5, 2005