To slap with one's penis
"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."
by asdf December 13, 2002
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The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.
Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap
by Greg247 July 11, 2008
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When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.
Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
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The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.
When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
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The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”
Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019
by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019
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When one(male) straps a partner(female) to a spinning chair and spins her around while slapping her in the face with his cock causing a black eye.
Noah and Isiah preformed a Jividi Meat Slap
by Cockpump October 27, 2015
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