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An accurately weighed high premium quality glass barbeque feast.
Bro! bro!, I found a Meat Pack under the couch! - crank up the bar-b, we's gunna get spent
Meat Pack by Professor Spendser October 16, 2008

little meat package 

Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.

Meat Packet 

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.
Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."
Meat Packet by hippigorilla April 26, 2020

madtown meat packer 

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.

meat packer 

someone who packs meat in his mouth/ass.
"look at that fag, he's a total meat packer"
meat packer by some12367 September 29, 2007