An omni-shredder is a small handheld device that turns anything fed into it to mulch. They're used to protect confidentiality in the workplace. If you modify it to wear it on your face and look like a mouth, you have what vorephiles call a meatmask. It puree's meat and bone and shoots a messy meat smoothie down the throat tube of the wolf-wannabe. A meatmask is illegal, like you didn't know.
"I bought a second hand broken meatmask off ebay, it gets me hot, just thinking about how many people it gobbled up."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.