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a meat mask is when a man drapes his tubesteak down anothers nose and lays his balls in here eyes.
i gave that filthy tramp a meatmask after she sucked me off.
meat mask by meathead April 22, 2005

Mongolian Meat Mask 

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.
I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...

Pink Meatmask 

the role of sticking your face into a woman's vagoo.
my girlfriend begged me to where my Pink Meatmask.
Pink Meatmask by Heath n Tripp June 27, 2009

Meatmask 

-noun

An omni-shredder is a small handheld device that turns anything fed into it to mulch. They're used to protect confidentiality in the workplace. If you modify it to wear it on your face and look like a mouth, you have what vorephiles call a meatmask. It puree's meat and bone and shoots a messy meat smoothie down the throat tube of the wolf-wannabe. A meatmask is illegal, like you didn't know.
"I bought a second hand broken meatmask off ebay, it gets me hot, just thinking about how many people it gobbled up."
Meatmask by MEATLOVHER March 4, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026