Meat Parka 

Similar to a "meat vest" Meat parka refers to an individual who is fatter than fat, and therefore looks as though he/she is wearing a parka fashioned from meat.

"Damn look at that meat parka!"
Also see "Meat Vest"

Meat Parka by TaDongle May 28, 2008

little meat package 

A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.

Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.

little meat package by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022

little meat package 

your little one

barbra: have you ever been excited before? ://
joe: yes, and my little meat package wasn't so little afterwards

little meat package by porkiies February 2, 2020

Meat package 

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

Meat package by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

packaged meat 

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat

“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”

packaged meat by ow169459 January 27, 2019

Packaged Meat 

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

Packaged Meat by Jake possum May 7, 2015

hold my package no meat 

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

hold my package no meat by linda 1738 April 2, 2020