"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
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No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.
Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW
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1. An agreement between enemies to respectfully leave each other alone or otherwise cooperate for mutual benefit.

2. The beginning statement to propose such agreement.
All right, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's coordinate our schedules to make sure we never run into each other.
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Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)

so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation

and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today

aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol

Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them
Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?
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The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
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Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch
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2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!:

This word means when an epic lad like Pineapple motivates his fellow friends to do what their supposed to be doing.

It could also mean, when kisser of sisters cat, is having a bad day. And then all of the sudden the most respectable man, aka Pineapple says some random crap.
Kisser of the cats having a bad day

Pineapple: 2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!

Kisser of the cats: Thanks Pineapple, you really motivated me to get my stuff done.

Penguin: Why?
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Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
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