Tommy McAbee 

A rad mountain dude. Loves all kinds of music, but not too much rap. A Tommy McAbee likes big 4x4 trucks, but loves all kinds of cars. Plays guitar. Not so hot on the drums. A Tommy McAbee knows everything about history and is a PaulBot.

"That mountain boy listening to all that random music in that big 3500 is a huge Tommy McAbee."

Paulbot hillbilly Tommy McAbee

Tommy McAbee by HillbillyWNC March 27, 2013

Mark McAbee 

mahrk mak-ah-bee
Noun:

1. The Kenny G of the skin flute.

1. Master of all skin flute players.

Verb:
1. To go down on a man and pull out his wa*g and make music.

Hey babe can you Mark McAbee me tonight.

Mark McAbee by the jeffery January 10, 2012

mcafee a dog

Expression of extreme sexual arousal. Popular 4chan phrase inspired by John McAfee's claims of mdpv triggered bestiality with canines.

"I'm so horny I could McAfee a dog!!"

mcafee a dog by stuffit69 March 11, 2013

Pat McAfee

Retired NFL Punter/Kicker for the Indianapolis Colts. Has large thighs.

I am wearing my Pat McAfee jersey

Pat McAfee by Patrick McCafee October 26, 2020

McAfee 

A barely passable virus scanning program that updates at the worst possible times. Tends to render your computer completely useless whenever it starts an update (which it doesn't ask to start and you can't cancel or pause) or starts a virus scan automatically (which it doesn't ask to start). You would probably be better off getting something like Ad-Aware, which has done more for me than McAfee.

McAfee updates at horrible times, almost like the creators want you to die.
User: *starts up important program*
53 minutes later, still doing something important.
McAfee: Hey, that guy is doing important things. We should update now so his computer won't be able to do anything!
*starts update*
User: OH GODDAMMIT MCAFEE UPDATE!!!
*Bluescreen*
User: FUCK! THAT IMPORTANT THING IS DUE IN AN HOUR AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT!

McAfee by Bolt Lightning March 16, 2009

John Mcafee 

A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.

"Nobody should be forced to use X-Hampster." - John Mcafee, 2013

John Mcafee by hotrodman106 January 4, 2014

McAfee 

An anti-Virus software which is often worse than the viruses it tries to prevent. Its favourite past time is updating at the most inconvenient times bringing even high-spec computers to their knees.

Oh God Not Again McAfee, you update even more than Steam

McAfee by MikeMillion August 28, 2020