mayzel

internet text for "might as well".

another commonly used word with the same definition is "myswell".

both "mayzel" or "myswell" are incorrect, nonexistent words, but are used as a faster/shorter way to usually type/text "might as well".

person 1: chicken dinner, or fries?
person 2: mayzel have both!

mayzel by smarterthanyouuuu August 11, 2011

joe mazzello

a cutie who acted in various movies such as: Jurassic park, the social network, The pacific, wooly boys, The cure, undrafted, simon birch, etc. but most recently Bohemian Rhapsody as john deacon

where was joe mazzello's mom in 1983
joe mazzello didn't realise perm stood for permanent

if joe mazzello squints his eyes a little he looks like a guy named john deacon
joe mazzello first heard bohemian rhapsody on napster

yes, joe mazzello sounds like a mozzerella stick, wbk

joe mazzello by mazzellhoe January 9, 2019

joe mazzello

The owner of Cardboard Ben Hardy,
He has a on and off relationship with both Ben Hardy and Cardboard Ben.

He plays John Richard Deacon in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, he also did a routine of the #BABdance - more information on his Instagram.

Person: “Who is Joe Mazzello?”
Me: “The greatest most dad man on earth other than Gwilym Lee and Dr Brian May.”

joe mazzello by pleasesircanihavesomemore January 2, 2019

Maybelle 

Maybelle is someone who is fierce and brave. She is powerful and she always strives for greatness. She's a gorgeous gal that is perfect in every aspects. When a girl named Maybelle comes into your life, do not leave her because that'll be your greatest mistake and you're going to regret leaving an almost perfect person. She likes having a good time with the people she treasures the most. She is a keeper, a good friend and a considerate partner. She's a magnet, attracting positivity and love. She also attracts lots of guys. She is impatient, yet, she can be patient with someone whom she truly loves. Her name is uncommon but trust me, if you meet her, you're going to have the urge to keep her forever. She also loves adventures and she likes trying new things.

Maybelle is a gorgeous woman with a brave heart. She likes to lead and help others. She is an independent woman with a soft personality.

Maybelle by heyhowdy June 8, 2021

Maybelline 

Septic firm based in New York producing over-priced slap for slappers.

Maybe she’s born with it (a face like a dog’s arse with a hat on), maybe it’s Maybelline.

Maybelline by AKACroatalin August 8, 2015

Mazzello Mafia 

A group of individuals who love and support Joe Mazzello. They are generally sassy, kind, sweet and loving individuals but could be fierce and ruthless in defense of Don Mazzello’s life and honor.

The Mazzello Mafia is a protector of Tim Murphy, Gardner Langway and Deacy.

The Mazzello Mafia emulates Pat Murray and Eugene Sledge’s bravery.

The Mazzello Mafia is sympathetic of lactose intolerant individuals and performs a dance initiation called the BAB.

The Mazzello Mafia has an obsession with broccoli, doughnut, Purple rain and cardboard people.

The Mazzello Mafia is alway ready to support the Queen and some male and female friends.

Mazzello Mafia by @jibjab_joe May 23, 2020

Joe Mazzello

an amazing, adorable person.
secretly dating ben hardy but we all knew.
likes to scream a lot.
interacts with his fans which is amazing.
such an amazing actor and if you find him ugly you’re a coward.
also if you didn’t know, he likes to say that bohemian rhapsody was the first song he downloaded on napster, he didn’t realise perm stood for permanent and he had to ask where his mum was in 1983.

most people watch bohemian rhapsody and become obsessed with ben hardy then after a few weeks realise they are obsessed with joe mazzello and are a stan of him.

Joe Mazzello by daisyribbons January 20, 2019