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Matt Voz 

aka "Matt-y voz" a teacher at a small hippie school in v-town. Bald, Brain-y and a BAD ASS BITCH.
He will give you college level test freshman year and you better pray to god he approves of mmmmmm day or else shit will go down...
"HERE'S SOME BREAD AND HERE'S SOME SPERM AND HERE'S SOME MORE BREAD"-Matt Voz 2018
Matt Voz by REALSHADYPANMAN October 15, 2018
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Matt voz 

Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.
“Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz
Matt voz by yihsrocks October 18, 2021

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matt voz by uudigskjfd October 19, 2021

matt voz 

matt voz is a bald funny little guy who only wears a suit and tie I am sure he own about 300 ties. He will bully you in the hallways at YIHS
matt voz by yihs January 31, 2022
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