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Matchtard
A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.
I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.
I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "
She is a total Matchtard!
I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "
She is a total Matchtard!
Matchtard by willwonka71 October 1, 2010
Related Words
Mathstard
Mathstard by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017
Matharded
Mathtarded
"Hey, can you help me figure out the tip on this bill? You're the only one here who's not totally mathtarded."
Mathtarded by Jessanie January 2, 2008
mathtardation
mathtardation by robulastage January 26, 2011
mathtarded
The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.
I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.
mathtarded by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008
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