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massive cunt 

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.
"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"
massive cunt by Spunky McPunk March 5, 2007

Massive cunt 

A massive cunt. Someone who does the most cunty moves from bailing on his mates 24/7 to choosing to do lab work over the lads. This person cannot help their own actions but the friendship group that they maintain realise that they are more cunty than they ever realise! They think it's normal behaviour, but fuck them it's not. A massive cunt needs to be peer pressured all the time by stubborn friends to crack their shell, not to mention the fact they lose their virginity at an extremely late age and only get a good dress sense my age 18 at the earliest.

Can also mean a massive vagina but if your the first meaning then you may never see one all your life as massive cunts can die virgins.
OH MY GOD! That Thomas guy is a massive cunt! He just chose fucking chemistry over his mates.

FUCK ME! That girl last night had a massive cunt. Thomas would never know though would he? #dieavirgin
Massive cunt by Luke Smithson444 August 13, 2016

Massive Cunt Face 

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.
"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."
Massive Cunt Face by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011

a massive cunt 

a word to describe ethan spencer
"mate ethan spencer is a massive cunt"
a massive cunt by lank123 October 7, 2017

massive homo cunt 

When you got a group of dumbass pissing you off.
Chev Chelios: while Chico pisses on him Massive homo cunt!

From Crank 2 Movie.
massive homo cunt by Manimecker August 10, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026