mashed up 

See mash.

He was completely mashed up.

mashed up by Alastair November 19, 2003

Mashed Up 

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast

"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."

Mashed Up by Elle Bea June 22, 2022

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

Mashed up Dundee cake by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Mashed Up Monkey 

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

Mashed Up Monkey by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

mushed up 

This happens to women When they pee inconsistently. The labia gets bunched up and blocks or partially blocks the stream of pee and causes misdirection.

Marti went to the bathroom but she was all mushed up and peed all over herself .

mushed up by LuckyTom December 17, 2016