Mary Poppin

To kill someone via umbrella, by inserting and then opening

I crammed the umbrella down his throat, and opened it!

You Mary Poppin'd the poor bastard!

by GodsFavoriteHonkey April 16, 2009

Mary Poppin's purse

A vagina that is so loose it has no end.

Victim: She was so loose it was like fucking Mary poppin's purse

by hyden coombs January 23, 2011

Mary Poppin’s Mouth

A throat so deep that you could pull anything out of it

That bitch had a mary poppin’s mouth so deep that I almost got lost.

by runnindownmyvagina November 28, 2021

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.

Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010

The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.

Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.

by Fish finger sandwiches October 31, 2019

Mary Poppins Purse

(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.

I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!

by DeWinter July 6, 2007