mars b. 

a very hot man and very nice man. he has a very big dick

mars b. is so nice

mars b. by coochietickler 33 November 16, 2022

Mars Bar Surprise 

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.

Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.

Mars Bar Surprise by farmer01631 July 8, 2012

Mars Blackmon 

Mars Blackmon first appeared in the movie "She's Gotte Have It" and was played by Spike Lee. Later on he became the Nike and Air Jordan guru from the late 80's through the early 90's starring in commercials along with Michael Jordan to promote the new line of Air Jordan shoes.

"Please, baby, baby, baby, baby, please!"

"Yo! This is Mars Blackmon and I'm chilling with my main man, Michael Jordan!"

Mars Blackmon by Joe Doc March 27, 2005

mars bar party 

Where a girl shoves a mars bar pussy and a guy eats it out

Hey guys theres suzzie lets have a mars bar party

mars bar party by Jon Dohe January 30, 2004

Deep fried Mars Bar 

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

Deep fried Mars Bar by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

Mars Bar

A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.

Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.

Mars Bar by Funky Gibbon 123 January 22, 2009

Strangle A Mars Bar 

Taking a shit. Possibly a violent altercation.

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'

Strangle A Mars Bar by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011