married up 

When someone's other half is better than them.

Back in the day this would have been used of marrying someone higher up in society, but nowadays it's just generally when someone is punching above their weight in the romance department. If you use it about yourself it's a compliment. If someone else uses it about you, they basically think you're ugly.

"Did your wife make you those sandwiches? They look amazing."
"I know! I married up."

OR

"Buck-toothed Jimmy just got married! Check out the wedding shots!"
"She is hot. That guy seriously married up!"

married up by 90bn October 26, 2009

Hook up married 

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.

My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married

Hook up married by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013

marred up 

something is all fucked up

My car is all marred up.

marred up by chelmarieee March 31, 2008

marred up 

when something is all fucked up

My car is all marred up.

marred up by chelmarieee March 31, 2008

marred up 

when something is all fucked up

My car is all marred up.

marred up by chelmarieee March 31, 2008

Marriedsplaining 

When happily married people try to tell singles how things REALLY are in the modern realm of love and dating.

Joanna, please stop marriedsplaining me. You have NO idea what it's like out there now.

Marriedsplaining by Arianna Jeret January 27, 2017

Marredup 

Marred up is when something is fucked up and or stuck

That shit is all marredup.

Marredup by JQCK December 25, 2020