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married up

When someone's other half is better than them.

Back in the day this would have been used of marrying someone higher up in society, but nowadays it's just generally when someone is punching above their weight in the romance department. If you use it about yourself it's a compliment. If someone else uses it about you, they basically think you're ugly.
"Did your wife make you those sandwiches? They look amazing."
"I know! I married up."

OR

"Buck-toothed Jimmy just got married! Check out the wedding shots!"
"She is hot. That guy seriously married up!"
by 90bn October 26, 2009
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Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married
by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013
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marred up

My car is all marred up.
by chelmarieee March 31, 2008
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marred up

when something is all fucked up
My car is all marred up.
by chelmarieee March 31, 2008
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marred up

when something is all fucked up
My car is all marred up.
by chelmarieee March 31, 2008
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Marriedsplaining

When happily married people try to tell singles how things REALLY are in the modern realm of love and dating.
Joanna, please stop marriedsplaining me. You have NO idea what it's like out there now.
by Arianna Jeret January 27, 2017
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Marredup

Marred up is when something is fucked up and or stuck
That shit is all marredup.
by JQCK December 25, 2020
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