filo beisbol boy. A genuinely nice guy that can easily make you laugh. Usually seen with zachary pillerva Any girl would be so lucky to have him in her life.
"Who's that hot guy in our science class?"
"omg that's joaquin mariano!"
by boypncit December 12, 2019
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The Mariano Crime Family is a Family that was started by a young male while in middle school, that started out as an italian gang in Elmira, NY.

The main bosses name is Leon Mariano who is around 75 years old. Its also believed that they have people ranging as far west as Jamestown NY, and as far East as NYC, their consigliere is even rumored to be a past worker of the Bonanno crime family.

The Mariano Family is also believed to have connections with casinos in Las Vegas.
"That mans got connections with The Mariano Crime Family, so be nice"

"Elmira, is mainly The Mariano Crime Family territory"
by George Newman June 2, 2009
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Incredible landscaper

Strengths: weed wacker

Weakness: tacos
Uh… dude, did you mow the lawn?

Does it look like I did?

Bro I told you to… ring ring… hey is this Braulio Patricio Mariano Landscaping?
by Toebourton May 12, 2022
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When you drove over a Person with your car to Split them in half, so you can fuck the Persons ass and the mouth at the same time. After you came you can watch your come coming out of their guts if you want.
Last night I saw a guy doing the dirty Mariano on the Streits.
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Óye, Mariano's on his way-abuela alma
Óye, Mariano's on his way-abuela alma
by Mynameisreallyhot February 2, 2022
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Marianos are those kind of people who can easily makes you laugh. He's smart, funny and a really nice guy. Probably always thinking about an imaginary Oasis's reunion and how hungry he is. Pretty shy sometimes but if they're in the mood of talking you can't shut them up. Y'all gonna love him as much as puppies because he's just so great and cute with those long lashes that you will ending up thinking about him all day long. He's awesome.
-Hey, how would you describe someone who is funny as hell but pretty sexy at the same time?
-Well, it sounds like you're describing a Mariano...
by Mulaneslamejor February 9, 2018
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