First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.
Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.
by molly September 2, 2004
A rare, possibly extinct, mutation of the chimpanzee, without the aforementioned's charm or wit. Tastes a bit like chicken.
by Mr Ned September 14, 2005
-A Professional Skater who lives in a castle in the outskirts of westchester, PA.
-A Guy in his 20's that has a "don't give a fuck" attitude and does, basically, "whatever the fuck he wants," and MTV pays for the majority of it, i.e. his cars, etc.
-Sold out to MTV after Jackass (the tv series) finished and Viva La Bam began, leaving him with Thousands of 9-30 year old girls wanting to bear his children.
-Made element the most popular Skate Company around.
-Takes up all the glory as a skater leaving his team mates (Mike V., J Wray, Tosh T, etc) in the dust.
- All in all, he's a good skater, he just needs to lose his big head and keep to skating & lose this business he has with MTV.
-A Guy in his 20's that has a "don't give a fuck" attitude and does, basically, "whatever the fuck he wants," and MTV pays for the majority of it, i.e. his cars, etc.
-Sold out to MTV after Jackass (the tv series) finished and Viva La Bam began, leaving him with Thousands of 9-30 year old girls wanting to bear his children.
-Made element the most popular Skate Company around.
-Takes up all the glory as a skater leaving his team mates (Mike V., J Wray, Tosh T, etc) in the dust.
- All in all, he's a good skater, he just needs to lose his big head and keep to skating & lose this business he has with MTV.
Ex. of his popularity: Elementality. Most of his skate clips are mediocre things from Viva la Bam or shots we've already seen, and clips of him in his car rocking out to Sailorman.
Bam Margera.
My example sucks but whatever.
Bam Margera.
My example sucks but whatever.
by Kay. August 14, 2006
The Biggest sell-out in the skate boarding industry. Steals ideas and logos from bands. Stars in a scripted show, where he pays his parents to act suprised while he does unnecessary actions. Spokes person for deodorant (with powerstripe). Eats shit, and rides on the name of his brothers band (CKY), and flaunts the logo for HIM.
All the little wiener kids at skateparks who stand at the bottom of ramps, wear pink Bam shirts. I hate that guy. His moles make me want to puke. I hope he cuts his own dick off when he falls on his giant gay belt buckle. I blame him for the fall of skate boarding.
by Dickie Roberts August 2, 2005
there is only one definition for bam margera, and that is, a bleeding douche-bag, flaming butt-pirate, cum guzzling dick muffin.....yes, dick muffin. he is the single biggest sell-out in skatboarding history. he is a gaint leech that sucks the talent off other famous people's balls..... why the F*** is he famous!?
bam margera dose'nt do shit on jack-ass, and any other show he's been on is completely scripted...douche.
by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009
queer. faggot. assrammer. cocksucker. fudgepacker. tool. dick smoker. queen. homo. asspounder. asspoke. muttondagger. shit stabber. knob jockey.
Jackass 2. The only stunts performed by Bam are gettin a cock branded to his ass, takin a gold dildo to his ass (his own idea), and a couple of other things nobody cares about. Also in Jackass he is the one that volunteer's plunge Steve-O's ass after the "butt chug", he says hes gonna french kiss knoxville if he goes through with "the riot bomb", he puts his ass in Aaron's face after "the big tire race" and he's the only guy that cries in the whole movie and he does it twice (after "riot bomb" and when they surprise him with the cobra after "the wind tunnel".) all in all what im really trying to say is that there is NO way that Bam Margera is straight.
by aarondix January 6, 2007
Minging ass lover who loves to brag about how much money he has, even though his dumb ass is going to burn through it all within 5 years.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.
by Shine May 7, 2004