CTJH's definitions

Tach

An acronym for a tasteful amount of chest hair

Your tach requires little to no manscaping.

by CTJH December 31, 2016

Manginis

Temporary, but potentially chronic, syndrome experienced by men. Symptoms include over sensitivity, irrational fear and general lameness.

Man 1 - Are you playing in the game tonight?

Man 2 - Not sure yet, I have this cut on my finger......

Man 1 - I dont think its the cut. I think you might have a touch of Manginis.

Man 2 - Why do you have to be like that? I told you I cut my finger and I dont want to risk making it worse.

Man 1 - Doe anyone have the M7 with Neosporen?

by CTJH May 29, 2011

Jacuzzidet

The accidental moment when the hot tub jet blasts you in that spot.

When I was getting out of the hot tub last night I accidentally got hit by the jacuzzidet.

by CTJH January 13, 2017

M7

Medication for men to treat Manginis. Usually delivered topically, but for serious and/or chronic cases there are maximum strength tablets, gel caps and capsules.

I think you need some M7, your Manginis is flaring up.

by CTJH May 29, 2011