A bowel movement that has blood in it.
I dropped a Manchin and had to consult with a health professional .
by howunfortunate March 6, 2021
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1. A sinister grifter and/or political hack who lines their own pockets at the betrayal of everything and everyone they pretend to represent.
2. A corporate or pharmaceutical executive who fights to maintain a monopoly while skyrocketing the price of life-saving drugs (also see Shkreli).
3. A political lobbyist who works as a type of utility to assist definitions 1 and 2.
1. I know, Little Timmy. We all wish we never heard the name Manchin.
2. Yeah, that carpetbagger over there with the lady chin. That's Manchin.
3. My name is Joe Manchin and I'm here to say, give me some kickbacks or I'm voting nay."
by Ben Charm-Öta September 13, 2021
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1. A sinister grifter and/or political hack who lines their own pockets at the betrayal of everything and everyone they pretend to represent.
2. A corporate or pharmaceutical executive who fights to maintain a monopoly while skyrocketing the price of life-saving drugs (also see Shkreli).
3. A political lobbyist who works as a type of utility to assist definitions 1 and 2.
1. I know, Little Timmy. We all wish we never heard the name Manchin.
2. Yeah, that carpetbagger over there with the lady chin. That's Manchin.
3. My name is Joe Manchin and I'm here to say, give me some kickbacks or I'm voting nay."
by Ben Charm-Öta September 13, 2021
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An act of future-oriented genocide, in which trillions of unborn souls are sacrificed to climate change in exchange for the short-term monetary gain of a small handful of old coal industry millionaires
Lisa: “Did you hear that the Build Back Better bill died in Congress?”

Jeff: “Oh no! What happened?”

Lisa: “The coal lobby managed to stop it.”

Jeff: “Oh my god, that’s an unforgivable act of Manchin.”
by LaundryCart December 19, 2021
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to describe someone without original thought or critical thinking ability; typically responds with whatever idea last spoken to them; someone beholden to fossil fuel special interests over the good and will of the people.
Are you just machining your response or did you think about it first? We are just manchining threw this climate crisis until fossil fuels destroy the livability of our planet. My wealth is comes from coal, oil, and gas so I guess you could say I'm manchining my way through life.
by Joe Manchining March 15, 2022
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When you shame someone for not supporting a progressive policy Joe Manchin supports
"I Manchin-shamed Mark for not supporting the PRO Act."
by HunterAndVansh4Eva April 20, 2021
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A treacherous spineless coward on the take. A person you know who will stab you in the back despite pleading they won't while they slowly sinking the knife in. Or simply, the rising of Judas.
Dude, you know better. Don't get Manchined by that fool.
by AviPants December 20, 2021
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