man with a plan

Refers to the intention of a man to have sex with a woman. From Cole Porter's song "Too Darn Hot". Lyric in part below.

According to the Kinsey report
Every average man you know
Likes his lovey-dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes right up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mister Man, with the plan, is not

Current ads for Viagra refer to "A man with a plan"

man with a plan by notso May 20, 2014

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Skedar the man with a plan

Adam
The biggest pyro in town!

Skedar has many plans!

Skedar the man with a plan by skedar March 5, 2004

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Big Man With A big Plan

Simply the biggest man

Hey ur a big man with a big plan

Big Man With A big Plan by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020

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Big Man With A big Plan

Simply the biggest man

Hello morgan jameel you are a big man with a big plan

Big Man With A big Plan by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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