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iron man (paintball)

a type of paintball game usually played in woods. in this version of paintball the markers are all put up to full blast and getting hit doesn't mean your out. your out when you simply can't take the pain anymore. t-shirts and jeans are the only allowed clothing (with the exception of cups, which are highly highly recommended)
Jon: Wtf Steve! you get mauled by a bear?

Steve: nope, but i did win a game of iron man (paintball) last Thursday.
"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"
Man Paint by beardedragon June 2, 2009

15 pint man 

A man who is usually a horse of a man who can down 15 pints of beer and act like he’s had nothing but water all night. There is no point going out drinking with him as when you are falling about chatting absolute makka after 4 scoops he will be thinking what a fuckin light weight absolute goon this cunt is
Damo : Check Big Harry out there he must have had 5 pints in the last hour and he’s right as rain.

Lee: That’s cos he’s a 15 pint man unlike you you lightweight weapon
15 pint man by Lee The King May 22, 2018

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. 

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

Manprinting 

Manprinting is the act of smothering one's balls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.
Manly Man: How can I ensure that my essay isn't stolen and plagiarized?
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*
Manprinting by MPInc January 2, 2013