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iron man (paintball)

a type of paintball game usually played in woods. in this version of paintball the markers are all put up to full blast and getting hit doesn't mean your out. your out when you simply can't take the pain anymore. t-shirts and jeans are the only allowed clothing (with the exception of cups, which are highly highly recommended)
Jon: Wtf Steve! you get mauled by a bear?

Steve: nope, but i did win a game of iron man (paintball) last Thursday.
iron man (paintball) by pancakejoe January 1, 2009
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"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"
Man Paint by beardedragon June 2, 2009

15 pint man 

A man who is usually a horse of a man who can down 15 pints of beer and act like he’s had nothing but water all night. There is no point going out drinking with him as when you are falling about chatting absolute makka after 4 scoops he will be thinking what a fuckin light weight absolute goon this cunt is
Damo : Check Big Harry out there he must have had 5 pints in the last hour and he’s right as rain.

Lee: That’s cos he’s a 15 pint man unlike you you lightweight weapon
15 pint man by Lee The King May 22, 2018

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. 

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

Manprinting 

Manprinting is the act of smothering one's balls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.
Manly Man: How can I ensure that my essay isn't stolen and plagiarized?
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*
Manprinting by MPInc January 2, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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