man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

man mayonnaise

1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping

2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.

Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."

by TehMonny April 14, 2007

Mayonnaise Man

(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.

Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!

by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010

Mayonnaise Man

(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.

Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.

“Who should we cast as the male lead in our new Summer Blockbuster?”
“I dunno, some Mayonnaise Man”

by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 06, 2022

Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 02, 2025