man mayonnaise
man mayonnaise by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
Words you can keep
man mayonnaise
1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping
2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
man mayonnaise by TehMonny April 14, 2007
Related Words
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Mayonnaise Man
(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.
Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Mayonnaise Man by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010
Mayonnaise Man
(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.
Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.
Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.
Mayonnaise Man by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017
mayonnaise man
Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
mayonnaise man by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022
Mayonnaise Man
A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
Mayonnaise Man by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
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