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Make tea 

To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.
I took a wicked dump and didn't even wipe. It's okay, I just decided to make tea instead.
Make tea by Apeortdz March 29, 2017
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make tea 

Usually occurs on a very hot day. This event happens when sweat starts to form/accumulate on and around the scrotum.
It's so hot out right now I'm starting to make tea.
make tea by beefomac September 6, 2010

make tea 

Step 1) Pee into recipients mouth
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony

He definitely made bitter tea with that broad

Hey, I hafta pee, lets make tea!
make tea by hikeupinher April 5, 2009

make tea 

Step 1) Pee into recipients mouth
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony

He definitely made bitter tea with that broad

Hey I hafta pee, leets make tea!
make tea by hikupinher April 25, 2009

Cash me inside, make me some tea 

Cash me inside, make me some tea

1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.
Example :

1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".

2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

We do make a good team 

This phrase can mean one of two things

The literal meaning of it as in we make a good team.

It could also mean you are there for me and I love you for that
Person 1: I got your back

Person 2: we do make a good team

Person 1: bro, we do make a good team
We do make a good team by AmyStorm November 25, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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