a very similar game to door knob. after someone farts, they have to say safety. if this magical word is not uttered and another person shouts 'Mackrel', then the farter must run to the sea and swim to touch a mackrel.
this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D
this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D
Henry: (Parp) Ahhhhh that felt good. :)
Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!
Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.
Oli: (pound pound pound!)
Ed: hey guys what's going on?
Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!
Ed: ...
COOL!!!!
(pound pound pound)
*10 years later*
(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)
Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!
Oli: Well done... ^o)
Henry: (parp)
Oli: Mackrel!
Henry: Fuck!
Oli: (pound pound pound)
Henry: (bang)
Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!
Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!
Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.
Oli: (pound pound pound!)
Ed: hey guys what's going on?
Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!
Ed: ...
COOL!!!!
(pound pound pound)
*10 years later*
(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)
Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!
Oli: Well done... ^o)
Henry: (parp)
Oli: Mackrel!
Henry: Fuck!
Oli: (pound pound pound)
Henry: (bang)
Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!
by Ting Tong Tinkabong August 26, 2008
To sexually stimulate a man with your knee. Some times performed with one knee subtally, or at others with two for better results.
Should be done gently so as not to damage the mans phallus.
Should be done gently so as not to damage the mans phallus.
by Jamboscout January 31, 2008
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
"Pete said he couldn't go to the movies with us tonight."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."
by Branch Snapper December 13, 2007
noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).
Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!
by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004
The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...
also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"
also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"
Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...
by Big n' Long Tom October 31, 2009
When something scares the shit out of you but you are too much off a gay church-going cunt to say something more blasphemas.
by Kenny Longdog April 5, 2008