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T.M.O.C. 

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment
Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.
T.M.O.C. by Protatoes January 18, 2018

B.M.O.C. 

B.M.O.C. is an acronym for: Big Man On Campus.
They say, Michael Crow is the B.M.O.C. @ Arizona State University, not only is he re-building the campus, he is transforming the entire city around it.

EX. The quarterback of the football team, the editor of the newspaper, or the president or principle (of a school)
B.M.O.C. by AdamAndroid October 6, 2007
An acronym standing for "Make Out City" usually the place you go with a girl/guy when you think he/he is really hot and you want to "swap some spit" or "french it up". Mostly pertaining to young, hormonal couples or "make-out buddies" for those of you who are lucky. Also known as first base or just plain, classic making out.
Gerardo: So yeah, my woman came came over yesterday.
Other Dude: Did you guys go to M.O.C?
Gerardo: You know it brraaaahhhhh!!!
M.O.C by SlowLeafyTree May 4, 2010

M.O.C.A. 

An abbreviation for "Man Of a Certain Age".

The phrase originated as the title of a TNT comedy-drama "Men of a Certain Age" from 2010 about three middle-aged men in their late 40's who are about to turn 50.

The abbreviation is mostly used by young gay men to describe an "older" gay man.
His boyfriend is a M.O.C.A.

This bar is good only after 10PM, when the MOCA's leave.
M.O.C.A. by HowieSnifter May 26, 2014

s.o.c.m.o.b. 

See socmob
Seriously. Its the same exact thing.
s.o.c.m.o.b. is socmob.

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F 

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face
Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya