Män

A bit like 'man' but pronounced with an ä, (think of a sheep goin meeehhhhh). A word used to end all rational argument and thought, often used in conjunction with the phrase 'come ön'.
Bro 1: "So guys, are we gonna get fucked tonight?"
Bro 2: "I think I'll pass, I've got an interview at 9am tomorrow"
Bro 1: *looks at Bro 2 with a look of disapproval*
Bro 1: "But come ön män"
Bro 2: "Ok, I guess could get away with having 2 hours of sleep and waking up with a hangover"
by TheBrothoritah February 09, 2016
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Hard Män

A Swedish man who is very hard. He got so hard from flying futoba, eating yapaleno, and drinking chilli sosu. He can't fly, but he is hard. He is incredibly sexy and has pheromones that send men and women from all over the planet to Sweden for a piece of his hardness.
Hard män eat japaelno, and drink chilli sosu.
by WilbertWonkerberry May 24, 2023
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