i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m 

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth

Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m by Can I kick it March 6, 2020

Palm M&M's 

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.

Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.

Palm M&M's by pringleballs January 13, 2012

Penis m&m’s 

When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

Penis m&m’s by Nicholas Oaks May 2, 2018

Boy M&M's  

The Ones with nuts

I like the boy M&M's better than the plain.

Boy M&M's by Slovak Mechanic October 17, 2008

M&M's 

Trail mix for fat kids.

Fat Kid 1: *pants heavily* man, this is one exhausting hike

Kid 2: dude we're walking across the street to your house

Fat Kid 1: *oblivious* it's cool i brought some M&M's to keep me going

M&M's by NotSoSlimShady6969 October 3, 2013