M&Ms

1. a candy that melts in your hand not your mouth

2. to be told by a girl that you have impregnated her

1. Guy1: dude i love holding M&Ms
Guy2: bet you would seeing that they don't melt in your hand

2. Guy1: DUDE WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
Guy2: what happened?
Guy1: my girlfriend just gave me M&Ms

by D_A_G_1123 February 16, 2009

m&ms

These are tiny female titties

Woudja lookit that girl with the m&ms. Dunno why she bothers to wear a shirt

by plain ol frank June 1, 2007

m&ms

Chocolate skittles.

These m&ms are the shiznit!

by TheRealSmallShady August 25, 2016

3 M&Ms

To be very close to being so fat that you can\'t get through yor doorway anymore.

Wow! She\'s 3 M&Ms away from holy shit!

by skeetthehunter April 27, 2005

fun m&ms

A metaphor for medicine (eg. pills, tablets, etc.)

"Hey what's in that box?"
"Oh, these are my fun m&ms, that I take everyday so I don't die."

by ZMegaManiaXYZ March 22, 2023

Pretzel m&ms

Amazing mnms on steroids that taste so good and are as addicting as steroids...

Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...

Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things

Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.

Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.

by Theterminator135457425 June 27, 2011

sneaking m&ms

A slang term for a woman or man with notecably erect nipples as if sneaking M&Ms

did you see that girl sneaking m&ms? it must be really cold outside

by Pinoythespian March 28, 2005