Lunch Me

When a person won't stop bothering you to meet for lunch.

"God, this guy I know keeps trying to lunch me"

by Full Blown August 29, 2007

Fight me at lunch

When you have to tell that bully you want to fight them but only at a specific time

John: "Your a chubby nerd!!"

Me: "FIGHT ME AT LUNCH !!!!1!!!"

by Pavement Misuse November 20, 2017

Lunch Meat n’ Beat

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

Lunch Meet

Lunch Meet is a useless waste of time; bull shitting and babbling.

Unicorn: Good Noon!
Rainbow: Good Nooon!
Unicorn: How's your xanax?
Rainbow: I'm too scared to take it!
Unicorn: Eat my hamburger
Shuman: I love Lunch Meet!

by Shuman's Dad June 9, 2009

lunch meat

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.

Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

Lunch Meat Slap

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.

Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010