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Lunch Meat n’ Beat 

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
Lunch Meat n’ Beat by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

Lunch Nazi 

Someone (commonly in the group of people you usually go to lunch with) who dictates the time at which lunch is taken.
Steve is such a Lunch Nazi! He won't let us go to lunch until 11:30... What an ass!
Lunch Nazi by DR. CAUSE June 24, 2009

lunch nap 

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.
I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.
lunch nap by Loco007 October 14, 2017

Lunch Ninja 

The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.
Three guys arguing about who is more badass.

Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.

Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.

Guy 1: Bullshit!

Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.

Lunch Ninja by Wrench93 April 8, 2009

Lunch Nazi 

An incredibly rude or insanely strict cafeteria worker. They like to make mountains out of molehills and make you stay after lunch and clean up the tables for talking in a whisper.
Mrs. Juten is such a Lunch Nazi! She made me pick up the floor for talking to Julie!
Lunch Nazi by Zhen-10 October 9, 2007

lunch number 

your identity to the school for the rest of your life
school: you're 99*** for the rest of your life now
me:okay
those are the first numbers to my lunch number so therefor they identify me forever now
lunch number by raybeez March 29, 2022