lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

lumber jack

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

I bet you twenty dollars you can't lumber jack that steak!

by Alex Otto November 20, 2007

lumber jack

simultaneously puking and deficating.

I feel like I'm going to lumber jack.

I don't think I should have taken that last shot. I spent the whole night lumberjackin'.

by Jason Andrew September 9, 2008

lumber jack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

hi. we're lumber jacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).

by kurdddt January 11, 2009

lumber jack

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.

My boyfriend lumber jacked me last night. I don't know if I will ever recover.

by Mr.Malice December 28, 2005