Lowing the Mawn 

When you screw up at doing one of the easiest, if not THE easiest job in the world; Mowing the Lawn. To Low one's Mawn, one has to deliberately fuck up the process by any means. In the aftermath, you may get yo ass beat, but it'll be worth it in the end once the job is done and revenge is paid.

"Having fun Lowing the Mawn, Jacob?" Jared asked his brother, who was getting back at his dad for destroying his XBox.
"Tons of fun!" he replied, destroying the mower with no mercy

Lowing the Mawn by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

j.lowing it 

when a person is at the top of his/her game, the slowly spirals downward due to unfortunate, yet avoidable circumstances (i.e. a bad movie, or thinking she is still "from the block" etc.)

"sally" had it all- fabulous careers in dancing, singing, acting and designing, a great body, a hot fiancee- but then she started j.lowing it and lost it all...

j.lowing it by LaLaLa October 18, 2003

Z-Lowing 

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

Z-Lowing by kali0055 August 20, 2013

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) 

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) by borja85 June 2, 2023

I Bet on losing dogs

betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival

Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️

I Bet on losing dogs by Mitski Fan October 16, 2021

trump loving fuck 

Trump loving fuck is a man who is so in love with Donald Trump they would blow him if they could no matter how bad his policies hurt working people.

Craig doesn't care that Trump's tax plan is killing us because he is a Trump loving fuck.

trump loving fuck by Bearcatkev June 29, 2018

losing is fun 

Popularized by the indie game Dwarf Fortress, "losing is fun" refers to the inevitable destruction of your fortress, wether by goblins, elves, kobolds, humans, demons, and more! It really is what keeps many players going, wondering what will destroy their new masterpiece.

Me: Okay, that's another 8 forts lost in the last week. Let's look for a nice, quiet spot to make my new fort. Oh! That'll work! >click<
Game: UNICORN INVASION!!!
Me: AW, COMON! *Sighs*. Losing is Fun, and all that.
Two days later: *Mumbling incoherently into a corner

losing is fun by Guess_Who_Else October 22, 2011