noun.
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing
poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that
one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said
shart)
ex.
Victim: "
Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER
SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic,
dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."