low speed 

Opposite of high speed. One who is not prepared, ready, and flatulating.

WTF MAGGOT U LOW SPEED!

low speed by momexicans August 24, 2008

Low-Speed Tender Bender 

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.

“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

Low-Speed Tender Bender by soursabbath November 11, 2022

hi speed low drag 

Someone who is high speed low drag is someone who is quick and efficient and has their shit together. They are ready to go and others don’t have to wait on them.

I am high speed, low drag ... because that’s just how I roll! Hi speed low drag!

hi speed low drag by Special Agent Kitty Cat February 17, 2018

Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

Low Shutter Speed by big1jc November 24, 2011

high speed, low drag 

No extra fluff or "baggage" that is irrelevant to the person, product, or idea being described. Basically, "very efficient" or "lean and mean".

"De Niro's crew in HEAT was high speed, low drag!"
"Company XYZ process is high speed, low drag..."

high speed, low drag by DJMushOne February 10, 2007

High-Speed, Low-Drag 

Adj.

1. A high quality, efficient way to do something, performed with exceptional speed, but still simple and streamlined.

e.g "Let me draw you a high-speed, low-drag picture of America... not to scale."

High-Speed, Low-Drag by IaiaIsGod April 23, 2012

high speed, low drag, that's how I roll 

Flying through life with efficiency.

I had a million things to do today, but I got them all done. High speed, low drag, that's how I roll.

high speed, low drag, that's how I roll by Steel Gunny February 19, 2011