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kentucky love tunnel 

Hey girl, take out them dentures and let me hit that Kentucky love tunnel!

Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel 

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

Transylvanian Love Tunnel 

A Transylvanian Love Tunnel is when your girl is on her period and you go down on her, sucking the blood out like a vampire; using it for lube.
"I gave her the Transylvanian Love Tunnel, I sucked the blood out like Dracula, spit it in her ass and fucked her."

Moses Love Tunnel

When a girl squirts on the bed and creates a sort of slip'n'slide directly into her vagina.
"Bro she squirted so much I felt like I had to part the sea, total Moses Love Tunnel moment, I slid right in."

Cummy love tunnel

The description of the inside of a well used, ill washed vagina.

chocolate love tunnel 

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man
Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel
chocolate love tunnel by Ashers September 4, 2003