A Transylvanian Love Tunnel is when your girl is on her period and you go down on her, sucking the blood out like a vampire; using it for lube.
"I gave her the Transylvanian Love Tunnel, I sucked the blood out like Dracula, spit it in her ass and fucked her."
by LoveTunneler February 17, 2014
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When a girl squirts on the bed and creates a sort of slip'n'slide directly into her vagina.
"Bro she squirted so much I felt like I had to part the sea, total Moses Love Tunnel moment, I slid right in."
by loonabunny June 4, 2022
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The description of the inside of a well used, ill washed vagina.
by HaloFreak7 May 10, 2011
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Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man
Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel
by Ashers September 4, 2003
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Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
by The Brown Beast July 16, 2012
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