Love Train

A big circle of lights made by the president using a blue rabbit man and the corpse of Jesus Christ that makes the person inside really damn lucky.

Johnny Joestar: no you can't hoard the corpse all for yourself
Funny Valentine: haha love train go brrrrr

by DioSama69 September 9, 2020

love train

A large group of people having sex in a line. Very modern.

Me: "Hey who's up for a love train?"
You: "I know I am!"
Everyone else: "ME TOO!"

by Lovely Lauren August 12, 2004

love train

A line of latvian meer cats linking tails whilst having sex, thus resproducing at a world record breaking rate. Usually to the tune of 'Holidays are coming'.

Fo' Shizzle my < love train > nizzle

by Tomás March 27, 2003

Love Train Selfie

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

by That other old guy June 8, 2016

period i love the train

not much to say but i love the train 🚂

S: Let’s take a train to Times Square

M: period i love the train🤪🤍🚂!!!

by ILoveDaTrain February 14, 2022

tainted love

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

by i am a lover June 26, 2004

In love with trains

Someone who needs help...now!

Train-lover: Im in love with trains <3
Random guy: Get a life

by Bratislopm January 19, 2013