love sock

A sock (clean or dirty depending on the preference of the individual) that is put over the erect penis and used to masturbate with the intent of catching all/the majority of the semen upon ejaculation.

A common technique used by US Marines while aboard Navy ships.

I ran out of papertowels, so I reached into my dirty laundry and used a love sock.

by Josh Jerew December 3, 2007

socket love

The act of making love to an eye socket.

Hey there Mr. Skull...you look like you could use some socket love.

by 13 March 26, 2003

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

lovesocket

A lovesocket is exactly what it sounds like, a socket for you too put your love into. Most notably a woman’s vagina. See also:

1. vagina
2. pussy

Hey Sarah, how would you like me to put my dingus in your lovesocket tonight?

Sure Justin, but could you make sure it doesn’t go off before you get it in there this time?

by GymDave October 29, 2018

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017