On a nice Friday Evening, one may choose to indulge themselves in a nice love boat. This is where you go to the graveyard and dig up the bodies of 1000 dead women. You should then continue to chop up their bodies and make a raft out of their intestines which you will use to float down a river of their blood and other bodily fluids. You will then have sex with each and every one of their eye sockets while eating their gall bladders. As defined by Holmes.

Hey babe, you up for a love boat tonight?

love boat by Elmo McCheese July 16, 2008

love-boat

a fat couple

Person 1: "Wow, Dave is fat."
Person 2: "Carla is, too."
Person 1: "They'd make a great love-boat."

love-boat by PAIIIGE. June 23, 2008

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Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

Alaskan love boat by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

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loveboat

marijuana soaked in phencyclidine (a horse tranquilizer). Popular in 80's Washington, D.C. amongst the brothers.

What y'all smokin' now? loveboat! loveboat! loveboat!

loveboat by Anonymous May 6, 2003

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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