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love boat 

weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

see also boat and lovely.
that love boat is some whack shit
love boat by Nick Berg's Head May 21, 2004
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love boat 

Slang for the Vikings offseason voluntary activities.
Maybe Zigi will charter the "love boat" for the players this year.
love boat by nfcnorthman June 20, 2007

Love Boat 

Float your love boat down my love canal.
Love Boat by musicgirl90 June 16, 2010

love boat 

On a nice Friday Evening, one may choose to indulge themselves in a nice love boat. This is where you go to the graveyard and dig up the bodies of 1000 dead women. You should then continue to chop up their bodies and make a raft out of their intestines which you will use to float down a river of their blood and other bodily fluids. You will then have sex with each and every one of their eye sockets while eating their gall bladders. As defined by Holmes.
Hey babe, you up for a love boat tonight?
love boat by Elmo McCheese July 16, 2008

love-boat 

Person 1: "Wow, Dave is fat."
Person 2: "Carla is, too."
Person 1: "They'd make a great love-boat."
love-boat by PAIIIGE. June 23, 2008

Alaskan love boat 

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.
Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.
Alaskan love boat by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

loveboat 

marijuana soaked in phencyclidine (a horse tranquilizer). Popular in 80's Washington, D.C. amongst the brothers.
What y'all smokin' now? loveboat! loveboat! loveboat!
loveboat by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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