1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?

Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

Loserfish by (Jared), Josh, Noah and Sarah January 28, 2008

Loserfish

Big fat loser meanyhead buttface

Why do you have to be such a loserfish all the time (blub blub)?

Loserfish by Shelly Stewart July 24, 2008

Loserfest

A drinking holiday; held on Thanksgiving,Christmas and New Year's Eve. You eat junkfood,watch movies,drink massive amounts of alcohol and end the evening shit-faced and listening to loud rock music.

Man, that loserfest was the best ever! Christmas is for pussies.

Loserfest by TYSON1 January 11, 2009

LoserFish

An amazing cute adorable lovable person. Neither a loser or a fish, rather an amazing rower.

LoserFish typically have blue eyes and an amazing physique, and their girlfriends are in love with them.

There really only is one LoserFish though :)

-I love you loserfish
-Aww thanks babe :)

LoserFish by LoserFishLover May 6, 2010

loserfish

an extremely gay mother fucker

eww.. ur such a loserfish for not letting me fuck u

loserfish by chrissy laws June 20, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026