Becky Longback

A white woman who has no ass, hips or thighs

Did you see that Becky Longback the other day? She has no backside for days

by Moose aka playalistic1 October 16, 2008

longback

1. A term used to describe women who lack a definable posterior.
1a. A girl/woman with noassatall syndrome.
1b. The opposite of bootilicious.
1c. Lacking in the booty department. A person devoid of a sufficient amount of jelly in the booty, giving the appearance of their back extending further than it really does. Hence, longback.

I've seen black girls, latin girls, and even white girls that got that booty. But asian girls? They're mostly longbacks.

Ray: "Damn...I need some ass tonight!...let's see...
Mike: "Hey what about that one over there? *points to some 45 yr old woman*
Ray: "Ew what? She's not even a MILF. You tryna sabotage me?? She's a longback for christ sake!"

by Anubikai April 1, 2006

Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

by lil swervy March 30, 2019

longback jack

a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.

'hey longback jack ford, how did you manage to get in the door?!'

by clomofo January 7, 2010

Longcocksman

A man who steals another guys wife, girlfriend, etc.

Look at him with that dudes wife, he sure is a longcocksman.

by Low-Key bruh September 5, 2023

Longbackasaurus

A female with very little or NO ASS whatsoever. Males will not be attracted to longbackasauruses at all.

Justin: "Man, Jess and Kyllie sure are Longbackasauruses."
Shayne: "Yeah, they have no ass at all!"
Grant: "Their jeans are baggy, that's how little ass they have"

by 69me February 1, 2010